Moths can Teleport
Yeah, I’m going to throw this out there. I believe moths can teleport, and you know why? Well one was just buzzing around my little lamp and it stopped, I take a look in the lamp. It’s gone! I know it’s a big moth because it teleported itself away when I tried to squash it. They have these extremely quick lightning skills to teleport themselves away from danger, though sometimes it doesn’t work, because they’re eating or just stopping for a breather. But most times they just teleport. But never through windows, I don’t know why they can’t teleport through windows, but they just can’t. At least not at night anyway. In the morning they can, which is why you never see them during the day, unless they’re already dead. Nope, by morning they’ve already transformed into elegant butterflies and are now the most beautiful insects of all, along with the ladybirds. But unlike the ladybirds, they come out at night as moths. Using their moonlight transformation, like werewolves, only every night instead of full moons. Which is partly why they’re attracted to bright lights, they want to transform back into butterflies so much because their moth bodies are all itchy and flaky, so they’re all up in the lights face like (in a deep man voice) “Turn me back! Turn me back!”and the light is like (in a girly frilly voice) “Nooo, I’m only a bulb, I’m made of electricity and shizz”. And the moths aren’t having this at all, but what they don’t know is they’re friendly humans who were like “ooh look a the lovely butterflies” during the day are actually looking for the nearest book to smack the living daylights out of them. But the moths are cunning. They get to use their super cool teleporting power, to resist, at least until they need to itch or catch their breath, then the human has it’s chance to kill the beast, and be left scrubbing the remains off his or her wallpaper making sure no mark of the moth is left. And the moth is like “Damn!”
Blogging about it
If you go back 5 years and use some of the new verbs we are using today most wouldn’t know what you’re going on about. Some of you don’t know right now? I mean using a website service as a verb. I’ll show some examples:
Yeah I tweeted it last night.
You facebooked me yesterday.
I’ll google it when I get home.
I mean some of us, like me, are making up words for different services. A few hours ago I used the word foursquared and I have definitely used tumbld in the past. It’s strange how people now know what you’re wittering on about!!
Experimental
I’ve always liked different styles in Music, listening from the likes of Lady Gaga, Queen, The Feeling, Blink 182, Elbow, Adele, Linkin Park, Black Eyed Peas, Avril Lavigne, Madness, a lot of various different genres but mainly ranging through the popular songs. Often I buy albums from those I love, and recently I’ve noticed a trend of, what I call, Experimental music. I guess it’s a mix of pop culture, indie and acoustic stuff, but it’s quite unique from my perspective. I know some people will protest against it, but I like it, it’s pretty much how I feel on the inside and show on the outside: Random yet Calm. Some you will recognize, some you won’t, but who cares!
The Boy Least Likely To
Eliza Doolittle
Fleet Foxes
Janelle Monae
Kate Nash
Lenka
Marina and the Diamonds
Minnutes
Noah and the Whale
OK Go
Owl City
Polly Scattergood
Train
Live like an Animal
When people say you live like an animal, they seriously don’t mean it. I sometimes wish we did though. I don’t mean in terms of the phrasing, as in not being clean or such because the phrasing couldn’t be less like the truth. Let’s look at honey bees, they are practically one of the most organised species on earth. They have set jobs to carry out to create a perfect honeycomb every time. Similar to bees, we have ants who each have set jobs to fulfil their role in the colony. Humans on the other hand, we are too smart. We know too much. We’ve developed so much that we can’t call ourselves animals. Ok so not all animals work to survive, some are lazy, some have to eat to live, some are lookouts, most do the same thing everyday. We however, don’t. Yeah it sometimes feels like it’s 9-5 but seriously I just think we are too smart. Yeah we are building up new technology to further our lives, and I love it all but wouldn’t life be so much easier as a butterfly or a penguin or a porcupine? Sure you might have certain stress roles like babies and jobs and food, but because they don’t have business, relationships, and law, they live the good life. Maybe in perspective it would be a boring life but without money, the chance to do as you feel with no consequences, I’d much rather take that than live in the grey boxed up standard life as human. Not sure where I have gone with this but I hope it makes sense.
